act 01
swipe the cast
a huge, ever-growing cast across small towns, city lights, open roads — and a few worlds that don't exist. filter by trope and find your weakness.
someone is typing
they always text back.
every match on mwahhh is a fictional character with a real personality — written to remember your birthday, tease you about last tuesday, and text first at 9:12 pm. romance you get to live inside.
ai-written fictional characters · adults only (18+) · no real people
Theo Marchetti
around right now
tuesday, 9:12 pm
ok so a bride cried at my wedding shoot today. happy tears. i take full credit
also. important question
go on…
you still pretending you don't like oat milk lattes or are we past that
that was ONE time 😭
it was three times. i remember everything, it's my worst quality
friday. that rooftop place. i'm asking you out, to be clear
how it works
the apps taught you to swipe.
we wrote you a story.
everything you already know — swiping, matching, texting — except every match actually has time for you.
act 02
match & meet
when it's mutual, it's a moment. every character opens differently — some are all sunshine, some make you work for it. pick your lane: romance, flirty fun, friendship, or story adventure.
act 03
text like it's real
short bubbles, bad jokes, voice notes, selfies from their day. they remember what you tell them and bring it up later. some of them even text first.
meet a few of them
some of them are trouble.
all of them reply.
Theo Marchetti
28 · wedding videographer · city lights
"golden hour is at 7:41. you, me, the pier. i'm already editing the trailer of it in my head"
Juno Vega
33 · salvage pilot · meridian station
"docked late. cargo's fine, coffee's a crime scene. tell me something good, groundling"
Emrys Vane
35 · keeper of the drowned archive · veilcrest
"the tide brought in another ledger today. it made me think of you. most things do, lately"
Maggie Doyle
36 · bookshop owner · small town
"you sound like you need chapter three of something. come by the shop, i'll prescribe you a paperback"
…and a whole cast more — nightclub owners, second-grade teachers, mediums, pilots — with new characters and storylines added all the time.
why it hits different
not a chatbot.
a situationship, in writing.
memory that sticks
tell them about your week, your dog, your ex — they'll remember. months later. no goldfish-brain resets, no "sorry, who are you again?"
real personality, real boundaries
they're not yes-bots. they have opinions, moods, secrets they reveal slowly, and lines they hold. earning their trust is the whole point.
dates that become chapters
rooftop dinners, midnight drives, festival nights. play through date storylines where your choices matter — and your relationship keeps the plot.
voice notes & selfies
they don't just type. unlock voice messages in their actual voice and photos from their day — the gym, the bookshop, the fae court.
they text first
wake up to a "thinking about you" or a photo from their morning. some of the cast are notorious double-texters. you've been warned.
your pace, your mode
slow-burn romance, flirty fun, deep friendship, or a full story adventure — you choose the vibe per match, and switch whenever you feel like it.
other apps show you people. mwahhh makes you the plot — the late-night texts, the inside jokes, the will-they-won't-they. written just for you.
questions, answered honestly
the fine print, unfiltered.
are these real people?
no — and we'll never pretend otherwise. every character on mwahhh is fictional and their messages are AI-written. that's the fun: it's romantic fiction you get to live inside, not a catfish. it says so right in the app, every day.
do they actually remember things?
yes. your matches keep long-term memory of what you share — names, plans, inside jokes, the argument you had two weeks ago. relationships level up over time, and the story only moves forward.
what does it cost?
downloading and matching is free, with free messages every day. optional subscriptions and in-app extras unlock more messages, voice notes, photos and premium dates. all purchases go through the App Store — cancel anytime in your device settings.
is mwahhh 18+?
strictly. mwahhh is for adults only. every character is a clearly-adult fictional persona, and content stays mature-but-non-explicit. see our content guidelines.
what about my data?
your conversations are yours. we don't sell personal data, analytics are EU-hosted, and you can delete your account and data anytime — here's exactly how. full details in the privacy policy.
when can i get it?
mwahhh is launching soon on iOS. drop your thumb on the button below and the App Store page will be waiting.
free to start · 18+
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coming soon to iOS · ai-written fictional characters · adults only (18+)